Poems

  • A Handful of Social Media Couplets
    A collection of couplets on the subject of social media, you insensitive clod.
  • Convergence
    Modern technology is not the first time different functionalities have come together!
  • Jesus vs. The Easter Bunny
    When it comes to the battle over Easter, does Jesus or the Easter Bunny have the upper hand?
  • It All Henges Upon This
    Presentation of a theory for the reason for Stone Henge that's as good as any other.
  • Djinn Tonic
    The tale of a people's route to freedom from a trio of evil djinns.
  • Who Am I?
    A poem that includes a number of references to the works of Iain M. Banks
  • If You Log On To The Web Today…
    A description of the hostile environment of the web today (to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic"
  • Pier Today, Gone Tomorrow
    A semi-affectionate sci-fi black technology conspiracy tale in rhyme of the events of 2008-07-29 in Weston-Super-Mare
  • The Key
    Consider the crack down on The Key an exercise in futility.
  • Prayer To The Omnipotent FSM
    A prayer to the FSM given that, due its omnipotence, I cannot rely on any internal or external perceptions.
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