Cobblers

To: Shoemakers, one and all, and leather workers generally
please read on for how we can help you financially.
Does your little helper when he’s out and about
no longer manage to keep up with the leather pieces you leave out?
With the general rise in shoe size, and other leather goods,
are they too small to make all footwear, clothes and hoods?

‘Twixt tiny trees and torrid times the twenty temptresses ran.
Met mighty morrows, met empty morns, to the merriment of man.
Borrowed, bet and basted before the beginning began.

Previously, if your little helper could not cope
you could not do much beyond prayer and hope.
Having to do too much of the work yourself?
Then sign up now to our scheme to increase your elf!

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